08 5 / 2013
DO NOT PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES
WHY DID YOU PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES
I WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WOULD JHURT SHORT ANSWER YES DONT
would you say that it makes your eyes scream
(via checking-out-dat-sass)
08 4 / 2013
my sister just informed me that if you say “rise up lights” you’ll sound like an austrailian saying “razor blades” my life will never be the same
also if you say “beer can” in a british accent it sounds like “bacon” with a bad jamaican accent
JESUS. CHRIST.
I’m British and I’ve just realised you’re right..
ACCENT HACKS
And if you say “asdcjsnejcbakxns shxsjzbs xjxbsjs” you sounds like you’re reading Twilight out loud.
(Source: thatxxjiyong-ssi, via benaddictedsherlockian)
20 2 / 2013
19 2 / 2013
what the fuck is the harlem shake did i miss something
Guess who’s lordoftheinternet no more.
(via wholockedincamelot)
18 2 / 2013
when a singer actually has an accent in a song you have to sing with that accent it’s just a rule ok
AND AH WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MAYULS AND AH WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORRE JUST TA BE THAHT MAHN WHO WALKED A THOOSAND MAYULS TA FALL DOON AT YA DORR
(Source: kamelworld, via sherlawk-stahp-it)
17 2 / 2013
I can’t be the only one that sees the resemblance.
I think he’s a gorgeous mashup between Johnny Depp and Joseph Gordon Levitt. 
15 2 / 2013
“I was reading the most wonderful story— about a beanstalk, and an ogre, and a——-“
This girl deserves an award for doing what a lot of us want to do.
Ahhhh
This girl. I must be friends with her.
OHMYGOD IS THAT THE ENTIRE A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE COLLECTION BY GEORGE RR MARTIN BEHIND HER. TURN AROUND YOU FOOL. THE BOOKS ARE BEHIND YOU.
(via deduction019)
14 2 / 2013
per·son·al space {noun}
the physical space immediately surrounding someone, into which any encroachment feels threatening to or uncomfortable for them.
*feels threatening to or uncomfortable for them*
(via bachenreich)
12 2 / 2013
- 1: The dark forest is strictly forbidden to all students
- 1: Except for detention
- 1: Where you will be forced to wander around when it's darkest and scariest
- 1: Doesn't that make so much sense
- 1: I'm so good at rules
- 1: Ten points to Harry Potter
08 2 / 2013
if i swallow magnets will i be attractive?
Only to the fridge, but you two have already been working on that bond for a while
08 2 / 2013
Billy Boyd singing Hit Me Baby One More Time [x]
Billy Boyd you little fuck how dare you remind me how attracted to you I am
I have WAY too many Middle Earth men to fantasize over okay
You had like ten years
goddamnit billy
goddamnit billy
you are too perfect for me
stop it
(via thebigbluesnogbox)
08 2 / 2013
Anonymous asked: I feel like you've been missing from my dash. I hope you haven't left. :(
This tumblr account used to be mine at the very beginning.
My sister decided she wanted an account, but seeing as I barely used it, she became the main owner of this tumblr account. She has now in fact left. She felt like she was wasting too much of her time on here and needed to focus on her university studies for now.
I will still be on here occasionally, but not nearly as active as she used to be.
Sorry, but thank you for your kind note, I will let her know she is missed.
:)xx
