25 2 / 2014
if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.
31 5 / 2013
because everytime we touch i get this feeling, and that feeling is no
You made me sing that, you beast.
08 5 / 2013
DO NOT PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES
WHY DID YOU PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES
I WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WOULD JHURT SHORT ANSWER YES DONT
would you say that it makes your eyes scream
20 2 / 2013
GET IN LOSERS WE’RE GOING TO SEASON 9
meanwhile in London—
20 2 / 2013
1990 was 37 years ago… :O
do you even maths?
19 2 / 2013
what the fuck is the harlem shake did i miss something
Guess who’s lordoftheinternet no more.
18 2 / 2013
when a singer actually has an accent in a song you have to sing with that accent it’s just a rule ok
AND AH WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MAYULS AND AH WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORRE JUST TA BE THAHT MAHN WHO WALKED A THOOSAND MAYULS TA FALL DOON AT YA DORR
12 2 / 2013
- 1: The dark forest is strictly forbidden to all students
- 1: Except for detention
- 1: Where you will be forced to wander around when it's darkest and scariest
- 1: Doesn't that make so much sense
- 1: I'm so good at rules
- 1: Ten points to Harry Potter